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1, day, cow donkey a difficult question to ask Donkey brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: indeed
head ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, making a thirty meters chimney, two months duration, cost three hundred thousand, but to Loaning . Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, to be criticized, die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, people to dig a well ~~~~~~!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a police come: what happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. doctor asked the patient how the fracture. The patient said, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to my two sticks!
5. a saying, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, finally arrived! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment standard
prepare dinner. The results, they found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: br> son of a bitch: Oh, the game props.)
time flies, time flies, blink of an eye passed 20 years, son of a bitch has yet to emerge.
turtle mother: on whether he had! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ...
suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his head ... ...
son of a bitch: opener? I waited twenty-five years, I have to wait until the end
to be now! I hate people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Dad, why my name inside the three payment?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, and some lack of wood is called life in the forest.
small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in missing?
7. a couple friends sitting on a park bench on love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the men said: I am Valley Division of birds, as you listen to like. !
Men really than hear.
Thus, women in the !
Female: not unlike the valley like a bird?
Male: fart too loud, could not hear ......!
8. turtle injuries. let the snail to buy medicine. Over 2 hours. Snail not come back. (Fast plus network Reds Baby QQ: 650773 plus he has a surprise gift, there is room for the game to send props oh) turtle anxious curse: fuck do not come back I died! When the door came the voice of a snail : I say you are his mother not to go!
9. a person raising a pig, tired, abandoned, and then return pork to know a few abandoned reactive. Day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call his family, asked: / p>
10. elephant accidentally stepped on ants, the ants are out in force, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants called loudly,
11. day on the computer class, students have a row of computer crashed. So a student stood up and said: Hackers QQ: 650773 Who did not die?
12. a monkey eating peanuts before going into the bottom first chance to eat. This administrator explained: It has been fed peaches, the results Peach pull out, scared monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming:
14. tell a story: > continue to tell the story:
15. a man just learn a foreign language, the day walking in the streets, accidentally stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: 'm sorry five.
16. monk wrote a letter
Dear Monkey King Monkey King:
; I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
Our next two times this week the rain, the first four days the next three days under the second!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you bitter?
Our delicious beef noodles here, another day you come with us to eat hot pot restaurant West!
your sister to give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, (fast plus network Reds Baby QQ: 650773 plus he has a surprise gift, there is room for the game to send props oh) because they do not know a boy or woman, we do not know if you want to be a uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, so the buttons cut down on the clothes pocket!
is late to write here, and here I am free to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here hard by it!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a patient to the doctor complaining of indigestion: I recently very normal, what to eat what pull, pull eating cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? A doctor was silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh,
19. One day an ant is the sun, suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, busy up straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly you doing? Ant said:
20. earthworm a very boring these days, put their cut two small worms went to play badminton, earthworms good mother think this way, put their cut into four sections to play mahjong, and earthworms Dad Dad thought, put their cut into minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said:
21. ... rabbit tortoise and the hare ran quickly to the front of the turtle saw a snail crawl .. very slowly .. slowly and said to him: you come, you are right .. and then my back. . .. After a snail on the table to see an ant .. turtles .. and said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. Ants up after the snail .. see above .. he said the word
22. One day, a fire, the father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very tense in the house shouting: .. , mother and son has not come out ...... tense shouting, Socks A ........
23. a man to be wearing a river fishing - half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he was replaced by another piece of bread - the same as half a day - no way no fish bait worms - he had to replace it No fish bait or as a half-day ~ ~ ~ took out his anger under 100rmb fell into the water and cursed :
24. at the same table cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose forced inhalation nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language teacher suddenly turned a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
25. patient dentist, said:
He replied:
26. This is more difficult to eat?!
27. Weaver down to earth understanding of the Cowboy bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, this tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< / p>
28. Xiaoming toilet back to the classroom with a teacher said: ... said:
29. one person at work always put the ring fart, colleagues said he could not resist: , he replied:
30. The female mosquito is: it, they are not a good thing at home, eat shit one is grown up ,,,,!
31. I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to part identification, experts said gravely: >
32. son: That's right, ah, and yet. / p>
33. ** must execute a prisoner, the bullet is .. when the prisoner burst into tears:
34. father to his son a story: know why?
35. beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: medicine, Chinese medicine, pinched pills
36. a man always find a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. telling the master said: you, the first half doomed, no women; not the man's face lit up: that I should have it later in life? fortune teacher said: hey, after half a lifetime to get used to you.
37. someone to eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife do?
38. three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mice, go to step 3 down; drink Japanese sake mice, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
39. a meal in a restaurant, a customer waiting for a long time to call the waiter asked,
40. Once there was a man Jiao Shuang.
he died.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passers puzzled. Asked: 'What are cool Ah. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: negotiators, said:
42. carpool lift the Secretary and the Chief Secretary put a fart after the chief said: said:
43. a Lanmao mad pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married all sorts of harsh cat care for rats, mice quickly fat, mouse was moved: Hey cat smiles:
44. each mirror, I always said to himself encouraged his psychology: with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, beautiful mountains and rivers face of a girl shouted: motherland, ah! my mother! a crush on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland, ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two dogs, called think of your
47. Tang by Sun Wukong later encountered the monster off, he had read magic spell to call back to help Goku, and soon the air came a voice: and try again.
48. mice to facilitate, see Bear also, scared say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper a ..!
49. just chat with friends, which comes to you, you know? I and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, too much! When the pig did not see you ...!
50. panda birthday, told us that: I promised two wishes, one can cure my black eye, the other is the hope that a color photo
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, snails, butterflies married. Bees puzzled: Where better than me butterflies he replied: whatever the outcome, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there came an ant that this elephant. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ants! You sit down and go. Asked the elephant did not understand Yeah you want to do the ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant replied! I lost my underwear to see is not what you wear to steal
53. production team just bought a jackass, but a few days later he died. just a mare in heat. production team of staff on call to go on a business trip production team captain. mare in heat, but the jackass is dead. is to buy the first jackass or so you come back?
54. small beetles: Mom, why do we have to eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can you say when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I intentionally make things difficult for you not ?!!
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, I can tilt the Earth!
57. see the Master, how you sand there are m ah !!!
58. girl must-see story: bat it be reborn in God, God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, used to suck blood. I also sucking it,
59. restaurant flies fly on the toilet, said: fishy Zhuchou chase you all day, all day I am popular hot drink, come now! Toilet fly: different phase for the plan, eat in good dim light ass beauty you've seen a few ~~~~~~~?
60. sophomore year, all quarters of the girls like the song Zhou Hua Jian, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Bunk bed girls answer: in my bed too! Two seconds silent, then all fell to the bed. (Fast plus network Reds Baby QQ: 650773 plus he has a surprise gift, there is room for the game to send props oh.)
61. a male classmate to take a sheng nicknamed Panzhu girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day in class, teachers in terms of: just to others nicknames, can not someone like Han on Jiaosha it?
62. to see a dog on the road over an ordinary dog, to go on the momentum Xiong Xiong questioned it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dog look at it dismissively said: idiot, look, I was undercover! Canteen bread too hard ...>!
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